2.05.2011

time to put the crown home.
























I woke up with a hangover for the third night in a row:

free drinks,

free blow,

exposed breasts and the eiffel tower

it’d be nice to hold on, onto the power for once

to make it out of bed before nine.

three night shifts:

shoe shine each afternoon

use the force to open the automatic doors,

shielding my shameless reflection by the ‘enter’ sticker

no carb diet, cause the suit’s got to fit


they filled the cups with skittles,

i specifically said just green.

my hands hadn’t been shaking this much since

i was aboard the porcelaine spaceship

don’t they know how important it is to separate the colors....?

there are condom wrappers

from last night’s after show activities, who knew?

i still had the juice,

i invented the fuckin’ juice.


my hips felt out of alignment

squinting without any sense of direction,

my butt cheeks quivered and the sense of power

scampered around the rest of my torso.

smiling faces,

young women; old men

honeymooners who won’t

last long enough to wash their sheets.


keep gawking,

keep fucking your secretary,

keep telling your wife you miss her, that you’ll get another calling card soon

keep telling your son lies

keep driving the car you don’t own

wipe that smile off your face, i’ve seen your kind here before

so

i recommend you get comfortable;

get out your spreadsheets and take a lesson from the king.